Please provide a home to an abandoned Montreal orange construction cone.

Every year, thousands of orange cones are left behind, forgotten on the roadside, abandoned by construction companies, doomed to a horrible ending, crushed in the onslaught of winter, never to be seen again.

This is your opportunity to make a difference in the lives of these misunderstood orange cones.

These special cones will be autographed by celebrities, athletes, politicians, rock stars, and comedians,  becoming a valuable addition to your home and providing many years of satisfaction knowing you have rescued a homeless cone.

Each cone will be certified authentic, have a serial number, and accompanied by a photograph of the celebrity endorser.

Cone-addicts will have the chance to acquire entire collections of cones, such as sports teams autographs, movie stars, or famous authors. 

More information on how you can acquire a valuable and important keepsake of Montreal will be forthcoming.